Ongoing events in complex of theatres and concert halls includes circus, theater, classical and pop music concerts, roller and ice skating, cinema and dance. See the Melbourne Festival 2014 in October, for 17 days of cultural events spanning continents, cultures and every kind of creative endeavour. See their website for details:
Every Saturday, 10pm-5am at backdoor of Bottom End, upstairs. A warehouse dance club from the past, today. "devastating door policy, demanding decor, delicious house music, deluded dancers." POOF DOOF DJs: Gavin Campbell, Sunshine, Chris Wilson, Courtney Marson, China, Tamara Kiti.
Sunday Industry Nights at Love Machine, 18+ dress to impress, gay/lesbian and friends dance night, international celebrities, DJs, sexy go-go dancers, special monthly theme nights include Super White Party and Pink Party.
January 17 - February 7, 2016 annual cultural festival. Melbourne's Queer Celebration of arts and culture: 145+ events, 85+ different venues throughout Melbourne region; performing arts, dance parties, visual art exhibitions, community events, forums. Carnival + T-Dance, food and drinks; Jan 17 - ALEXANDRA GARDENS, 5-hrs free entertainment; Jan 31 - Pride March on Fitzroy.
January 19-24, 2016. Celebration of sex through song! Using his unique brand of satirical striptease standup, the show features Grant's original songs, creamy vocals and cheeky antics; Tim Minchin meets Magic Mike! Songs such as 'Undress Me', 'Car Sex' and 'The Spots That Make You O' - debaucherous, hilarious enlightening entertainment. Pants optional!
January 21-23, 2016, Arts Centre Melbourne. Dream-like, acrobatic poem/ surrealist circus extravaganza; astonishing acts, fantastic visuals, decadent Vaudeville channeling of Salvador Dali. Acrobats play, sing, juggle, contort, clown, Can-Can amidst unfurling flowers, distorting shadows, suspended ladders, impossible balances, dismantled corpses, blindfolds, feathers and sequins.
January 22 - February 5, 2016. You could say they're best friends, but that's kinda lame, but they're brothers, so yeah, they're close. They live together in a not-overwhelmingly-tedious section of suburbia in an okay size little brick apartment, and their mother just died. But yeah, Darcy and Kent are close. Because they like, I dunno, because they're brothers....
January 29 - March 12, 2016, Fri/ Sat nights at 7pm, the Melbourne Zoo. Fourteen local and international musicians live in concert as Zoo Twilights returns this summer in the fight against wildlife extinction. Explore the Zoo at dusk with animal exhibits open exclusively for Zoo Twilights guests 5:30-7pm with a special lions and elephants keeper presentation each concert night.
January 29, 2016, at The Laird Hotel. Bare-arse & wet jock competition, raising funds for people living with HIV/AIDS for over 20 years. Guys bare all to win prizes, and maybe a few fans. With 'talent' and 'wet-jock' segments, the crowd are guaranteed all-round views of the contestants. Half time comedy act, rapid-auction, bugger-all money at 15 bucks entry!
January 31, 2016, Pride March Victoria. Parade departs 2pm from the park at the corner of Lakeside Drive & Fitzroy Street, along Fitzroy Street, to Catani Gardens on the St Kilda foreshore, where the energy and pride will continue for a family-friendly, dynamic picnic in the park. Local traders will be selling devilishly good picnic baskets. 2016 theme: Marriage Equality!
February 5, 2015, 5:30pm MELBOURNE SPORTS/ AQUATIC CENTRE. The Victorian Seals and the Melbourne Surge GLBTIQ water polo team will showcase Men's and Women's Elite National League matches between the Seals and the KFC Brisbane Breakers; plus the Melbourne Surge and Sydney Stingers will fight it out in the Grudge Match Series 'Pride Round'!
February 14, 2016, noon-5pm, at Melbourne Town Hall. Sticky Institute's annual FESTIVAL OF THE PHOTOCOPIER ZINE FAIR will return bigger than ever in 2016, as over 150 stalls take over Melbourne's Town Hall.
February 17 - March 2, 2016 at Melbourne Cinémathèque, Federation Sq. Known for luscious mise en scène defined by often epic exteriors, sumptuous interiors, and ornamental detail. FEB 17, 7pm – THE LEOPARD; FEB 24, 7pm – OSSESSIONE + 9:30pm – BELLISSIMA; MAR 2, 7pm – THE STRANGER + 8:55pm – LA TERRA TREMA.
March 4-13, 2016 Food/ wine lovers come out to play (taste, cook, eat, learn, drink, discover) each year with artisan producers, trail-blazing chefs and inspiring winemakers. Events in every location imaginable - among wine barrels at cellar doors, in early autumn countryside sunshine, lights-down-low basement bars, hidden city lanes + award-winning restaurants.
March 11-14, 2016, Queer Country Pride Labour Day Long Weekend dances at Daylesford Town Hall. Street Parade & Carnival, Vincent Street, Daylesford. Thousands of friend for a great weekend of entertainment including the famous and truly unique street parade and all-day, all-star, open-air carnival. See website for updates:
March 12-13, 2016 at The Rod Laver Arena, Batman Avenue and Olympic Boulevard, Melbourne Park. Madonna will make a historic return to Australia, performing live for the first time in 23 years with The Rebel Heart Tour.
March 12-14, 2016, Meredith Supernatural Amphitheatre, Meredith, Golden Plains, VIC, 90km W of Melbourne, Geelong/Ballarat. Camping. Featuring: Sleater-Kinney, Eddy Current Suppression Ring, Violent Femmes, HTRK, Seun Kuti and Egypt 80, The Necks, The Black Madonna, John Grant, CW Stoneking, Freddie Gibbs, Natalie Prass, US Girls, Kenji Takimi, Royal Headache, Buzzcocks + 14 more....
March 22 - April 3, 2016, 10pm at The Butterfly Club. Quiz Mistress Cassie tests your knowledge of all things X-rated in live game show at adults-only time. Cassie and sidekick Rusty fire off the questions, award points and prizes, sing a saucy song or two, and lead the audience through the weird and wonderful world of modern S-E-X.
March 23 - April 17, 2016, various clubs & venues around town; comedy acts, theater, cabaret & stand-up artists of all kinds, including queer talents. One of the three largest comedy festivals in the world. Also: Deadly Funny, the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander comedy program for Australia’s traditional owners. See 2016 competition dates at website:
March 31 - April 11, 2016. Each year screening over 150 features, shorts, documentaries and experimental films from Australia and around the world over 12 days; Australia's largest, oldest, most successful queer film festival, at 3 Melbourne venues including the Australian Centre for the Moving Image. The MQFF also tours highlights of its program to various parts of Australia.
April 29 - May 1, 2016, 10am-5pm at the Melbourne Convention & Exhibition Centre. Bored with your training schedule? Want to start a new fitness kick or need valuable training or diet advice? Head to the ultimate workout for fitness, wellness and health, to find the best solution for you.
June 15-26, 2016, at Alex Theatre, St Kilda, Chapel Off Chapel, Prahran, The Butterfly Club, Melbourne and The Melba Spiegeltent, Collingwood. Second largest cabaret festival in the world, a major winter arts events. See website for the 2016 line-up.
July 2, 2016, 5pm-2:30am, at Club 80, 10 Peel Street, Collingwood. Sexiest men-only fetish-oriented gay dance party in town. Men all over the dance-floor and DJs getting nasty. See details at website:
December, 2016 (TBC) at Melbourne Showgrounds, Epsom Rd, Ascot Vale VIC. Kick off the summer with Australia's biggest dance & music festival - scores of top talent groups & DJs. For full line-up and more info see website:
December, 2016 (TBC), at Meredith Supernatural Amphitheatre, Meredith/ Golden Plains, VIC, 90km W of Melbourne. Among world's best indie music festivals. With no commercial sponsors/signage/market stalls/timetable clashes, no telling you where to camp, no curfew, etc.